Jul 26 2008
Power addiction!
– Mark Twain —
Any idea how IDIOT is this ‘no pubs smoking’ ban?
Come on. I mean, I spoke to a few guys last night, some of them the pubs owners, really great people. And none of us denies that we’re nicotine addicted. But is that enough reason we get treated by our own government like a catle?
Guess what. there is even greater addiction then thisone. Power addiction!
When I say “Power addiction” then I mean: mindless Den Haag and Brussel politicians, who have no better things to do, then to FbeepCK their secretaries and make imbecile decisions every day – and get even payed for both! Of course, as any other rewarding work, also this kind of work leads to an addiction. Especially this kind of work. And that’s where these people lose their minds.
That’s how huge Power addiction actually is!
Two things: glad I’m not their secretary and glad I don’t vote. (God I’m glad to say that haha!)
Yet, I do pay their salary and obey their primitive decisions. And that’s what I call: FbeeeepCK!
Major FbeeepCK, to be more precise.
On civilized dictatorial manner.
No, really. I’ve got many dictionaries above my desk. But I have to find the dictionary yet, which gives me the ultimate definition of the word: FbeeeeeeeeeepCK. I believe I just came very close to provide one.
Smoke ban result
The smoke ban result in a nutshell: the smokers are outside, smoking in a front of the pub. The non-smokers then come outside too, as they’d otherwise sit in an empty bar! Thus, at certain point, we all stand outside, including the pub owner. Impressive!
You tell me now, how weird is this thing? Hmmm?
And then some people even dare to say that “I am a weird guy”. Well, it might be so. ;-)
But I feel fine being one. Having no problems with that, whatsoever…
No pubs smoking ban, is however an eye opener to me. Now I know why the Netherlands is the country with the most rules, the most complex law system in the world, by far the biggest bureaucracy in the world as well - and how come there are 16 million people on such a small piece of land.
I was thinking a lot about these things lately, but couldn’t figure it out, all until there came this fabulous - No Pubs Smoking Ban. By such a major FbeepCK, you just can’t miss it. No really, you can’t!
Well, at least, it was good for something.
Nooooo, not the fact that people get FUbeeepKED all the time so we easely grow to 16 million… but it was good I finally figured all this out for myself.
Having said that…
I’ve got a phonecall from the photographer Gezinus yesterday evening. He was in neighbourhood and asked if it was OK to drop by, so he could bring me our “Ijmuiden shoot” CD. He’s proud of the pictures he made that day and thought that perhaps I might like to have them with high resolution too… Nice.
The shoot
Of course, he mailed these pics previously to me, but these were all small resolution. “The pics were not that special…”, that was unfortunately my first thought when I saw them in e-mail. Boy, I couldn’t be more wrong on thatone!
Now I see them on this CD, it reminds me once more how fantastic this shoot was.
Looking forward to have another one!
Photo’s by: Gezinus (website: >>>> Gezinus fotografie).
Model: Diana (website: >>>> Diana’s portfolio).
Ijmuiden 11/07/2008.
| Model Diana at the wheel in Ijmuiden, Photo by: Gezinus, shoot on: 11/07/2008. |
| Model Diana DM on the beach in Ijmuiden, Photo by: Gezinus, shoot on: 11/07/2008. |
| In a nutshell, model Diana, Photo by: Gezinus, shoot on: 11/07/2008. |
On the beach, model Diana DM, Photo by: Gezinus, shoot on: 11/07/2008.
Backstage |
| Due to a strong wind and a lots of light, I often had to deal with Diana’s tears that day. At the end of the day, the foundation was screwed completely haha, but we fortunately made the desired pics already! One of the ideas was to do something like this startrek bodypaint but only with shells, in stead of bodypaint colors. |
O yeah, I did that shells thing too. ;-)



July 29th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Hey Alexander,
You wrote:
But I have to find the dictionary yet, which gives me the ultimate definition of the word: FbeeeeeeeeeepCK.
Perhaps this little video can help you, for when Friedrich Nietzche declared `God is Dead´, F#CK became the most important word in the English language. And please be patient, it really becomes informative and funny from 2:19 onwards …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7rWLzloOI
Best regards,
Michael
July 29th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
The guy was funny, wasn’t he. ;-)
Which reminds me of some “holy sh*t texts” (no idea who wrote it, but it definitely rocks!)
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TAOISM: Sh*t happens
ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of sh*t happening?
PROTESTANTISM: Let sh*t happen to someone else
ATHEISTS: Sh*t happens for no apparent reason
HARE KRISHNA: Sh*t happens/ Sh*t happens/ Happens, happens/ Sh*t happens
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says: “Sh*t happens”
HINDUISM: This sh*t happened before
CATHOLICISM: If sh*t happens you deserve it
AGNOSTICS: Facts happen
EVANGELISTS: Send me $8 million or sh*t will happen to you
BUDDHISM: If sh*t happens, it isn’t really sh*t
ISLAM: If sh*t happens it is the will of Allah
JUDAISM: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS: Only good sh*t happens
JEHOVA’S WITTNESSES: Let us in and we will tell you why sh*t happens
SHINTOISM: Sh*t happens spiritually and naturally
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