Greeting card to Dutch Prime Minister

A couple of days ago, Alex and me were on a little day trip. Just to escape the noise of Delhi for a while. We were on the road with 3 other people and a driver. We visited a couple of Indian monuments and made some nice pictures too. Alex was very fortunate to even visit Taj Mahal in Agra, but as I am just a piece of metal, I was not allowed to get in. They locked me at some dark place for a while in stead. :-(

That day Alex was also bugged by tourist hunters all the time, but I shouted them away regularly, telling them to leave him alone and that we’re not going buy anything and that we only came to make a couple of pictures and then run away…

Ashtray at Agbar tomb, at Agra. Together with Kai, Manali ad Alex

Ashtray at Amar Singh Gate, Agra fort. Together with Kai, David and Alex

However, the fact that I was not allowed to visit Taj Mahal, kept me depressed a whole day. It’s a nice monument but also a very religious place. Could the latest be the reason I couldn’t get in? And all that security fuss about a piece of metal, called ashtray? Very depressing.

I think it’s all our prime minister’s fault. I therefore have to write him a couple of words.. so, here we go.

Dear prime minister of the Netherlands,

Why are you such retarded political a$$hole?
Why are you still killing little sand people?

Why did you make the world that paranoid and unsafe, so we can’t move freely anymore.. without being screened with metal detectors all the time, even in a such spiritual country as India?

I see people of India are oil addicted too, but they don’t go into wars for it. They don’t kill little sand people like you do.

So, how religious and Christian are you really?
Would Jesus be proud of you if he was still walking around?

I think you’re not religious at all, even though you’re a member of so called “Christian Democratic Party.”

I rather think you’re a dangerous and dumb loser who should get out of politics a.s.a.p.
I think your dangerously hypocrite religion should be banned too.

Greetings from Delhi,
Ashtray

Taj Mahal, Agra

System Of A Down, Boom!

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Read and find out whois Lady Ashtray …

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