May 23 2009
Diarrhea
Well, as Alex finished with his antibiotics and painkillers two days ago (no worries he feels almost fine), he’s got to deal with diarrhea and pain in his back now. :-(
He also doesn’t really feel like writing right now, so I think I’ll run the WTA diary myself for a couple of days.
And where does this diarrhea at sudden come from?
How the hell should I know, I’m just an ashtray.
Antibiotics side effects or water and food?
Although Alex drinks here exclusively mineral water from the bottles, still.. it can be anything. Antibiotics side effects, food, thee, shower (little bit of non drinking water always gets in your mouth while taking a shower), shaking other men hands, using different Internet Cafe’s computer keyboards all the time.. I honestly don’t know what caused it.
He’s now drinking a lots of water, like 4 liters a day and he swims in his sweat constantly, 24 hours a day. I think he also lost some weight which is not that bad at all (if you ask me). I think I like the way he looks now much more. In the Netherlands he had a pound or two too much anyway. Yet, it’s very annoying, that diarrhea thing. Like shitting all the time, even when he doesn’t eat.. So, as he’s constantly losing enormous amount of water, he needs to drink some extra, even for Indian understandings.
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Anti-diarrhea medicines
Fortunately Alex took some anti-diarrhea medicines with him from the Netherlands, so, within a couple of days he’ll be doing just fine. Or otherwise I don’t know. He might freak out, drop the medicines and go and kick some a$$ I guess. Most probably in some pub whahaha.
Talking about the pubs, he drunk almost no alcohol from the time he came to India (maybe 3 or 4 bottles of beer and 3 glasses of wine in total ), can you believe that?! The same goes for food. All the food here is mainly vegetarian, so he ate no more then 100gr of meat in total, the last twelve days. Coffee he cut on minimum as well. Such a diet is a good thing to do once in a while.
Even it wasn’t his prior intention, it looks good. His stomach is now more or less entirely flat and those beautiful stomach muscles he had in the past, are now again visible. His skin is now smoother too. Enjoyable for an ashtray to look at when he sleeps. Honestly!
Hmmmm. If I just had a human body, I’d go and lay next to him right now and give him the night of his life! ;-)
The way to lose some weight
I think you people should do that too sometimes. There you go.. if you want to lose some weight, say hello to Delhi in the summer time. Come here and boil a couple of weeks in Delhi’s heat, get diarrhea and shit a lot (preferably as much as you can), drink loads of water, eat vegetarian food and you shall see.
Fortunately, I’m an ashtray, so I don’t have to do these kind of silly human things.. except that I have to make sure to escape Delhi’s heat and that I’m always at some cool place, like Alex’s make-up suitcase for instance (very COOL place!), so I don’t melt.. except when I’m looking my master Alex into his eyes, while his having a cigarette. In that case melt is inevitable - and even enjoyable.
I then usually melt with him and no meditation technique of the world can compete with it. Trust me!
Alright, now you people have enough gossip and blackmail material, like: “Lady Ashtray fell in love with Alex and wants now to get laid”, or: “Alex lost his mind in India”, or: “Shit happens when you get diarrhea”, or… eughm, make otherwise some gossips of your own. Have a fun anyway.
Greetings,
Ashtray
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May 23rd, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Hope you’ll feel better soon, get your strength back and keep on trucking.
All the best Alex !!
May 24th, 2009 at 3:53 am
Anne Jan, don’t worry. I’ll take care of my friend (and my lover ;-)) Alex. I can’t provide him sex though, but our love is mutual and can beat just about anything… let alone a stupid thing called diarrhea.
Take care and say hello to everybody in Asgard on his behalf.
Tell also to Jo that her last article was great!
Might use some Eyeko myself as well, to gloss my edges. I think Alex might like that, or even find it sexy.
Greetings,
Ashtray
May 25th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
He klootzak, get on your feet!
Beetje ziek zijn, da’s toch voor slapjanussen
Een schop onder je kont vanuit Beverwijk!!!
xx
May 28th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Now I understand I have a male ashtray….and what I’m missing all of the time….
June 6th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
@Krullenbol, Alex says that you probably miss a good f*ck. Such a shame I don’t know you that well as Alex does, and he also says to tell your pimp to do his bedroom job better or otherwise he has to deal with all the consequences.
Alex also suggested that he should come to India and see with his own eyes that Indian cows are on constant diet and in a good shape, nothing like Dutch cows. — end of his message.
@Vincent, female ashtray is the one you should have indeed. Preferably golden one. One that looks just like me.