Seducing a bouncer

It was a hot summer night. Very different then in Sydney at the moment, where it’s winter and nights are fresh. I went alone out that night. Jack wasn’t with me this time.
The bar I entered was once again over populated by gorgeous Asian women and with probably only a several guys in the bar at most… All the guys were white but the bartenders.

The young and beautiful girl who nested herself on my knee, was laughing and playing with my hair.

Her: You are very funny guy.
Me: Is that a compliment?
Her: I like your smile.
Me: You do?
Her: Yes. You smile a lot. I like that.
Me: That's good.
Her: But even though you smile and laugh a lot, you are very lonely man Alexander.
Me: How could you tell?
Her: I can see it.
Me: How can you see it?
Her: I see it in your eyes.
Me: Interesting.
Her: But don't worry, you'll find the one.
Me: Find whom?
Her: The one that shall fill your heart with happiness, so you won't feel lonely anymore.
Me: Let me guess, it's probably gonna be you, right!? *smile*
Her: Hahaha....
Me: Listen cupcake
Her: What?
Me: Will you please stop running that crap on me.
Her: What do you mean?
Me: I said "please".
Her: But... what..
Me: That "lonely" crap.
Her: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Me: Don't be.
Her: Did I offend you?
Me: No, you did not.
Her: Then... what ... ?
Me: It's just not a good line. It's not the most ideal way to seduce a man.
That's all. So, let's leave it right there, alright.

I was uncertain if this girl was a prostitute or a young beautiful opportunist chick on her hunt for a white guy to date (and/or maybe even to marry some day). It didn’t matter to me. She was gorgeous, one of the prettiest in the city I saw that night, but I left her behind at the end. That night I returned to my hotel room alone. It was now a month ago or so..

And yet I was thinking about her last night.

I was thinking if she was right. If I was a lonely man after all.. Did she somehow manage to print that crap into my head or was I just an alien among the crowd?
… or was this only a moment that each one of us has, once in a while?

Last night, just another Saturday night in Sydney, I was in the city. Alone again. No Malcolm nor Jack on my side.. nor anyone else. I’m traveling for more then 3 months now and meeting a lots of extraordinary people but they’re all strangers, all new people. I felt kinda lonely. No one around me. None of my kind.

It was also my first time ever, to see a female bouncer in a front of the pub.
(There were more things this week I experienced for the first time ever, but I shall not write about those)

Her: Hi, how ya doin'?
Me: So far so good. How about you?
Her: I'm good, thank you. Did you drink a lot?
Me: No, not really, only two beers by now. * I lied a little, had two whiskey's (at home) and 3 or 4 beers elsewhere..*
Her: Nice. You may get in..
Me: Thank you.

A bouncer and a free fighter

Seducing a bouncer. The one that won’t mess up with me any time soon again. ;-)

Bouncer and a free fighter. Part of Indian bride shoot in Mumbai, India. I gave this guy plenty of bruises, broken nose and a few scratches. So, he won’t mess with me again any time soon, haha.

Photographer Tanvi Madkaiker (www.modelmayhem.com/1201767).
Model: Dilawar Arora.
Clothing design: GigiB (www.gigib.com).

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The place wasn’t rocking yet, so I left to another pub after just one drink.

An hour later I badly needed a coffee. Was sitting at smokers area at some bar at Kings Cross, with open window to the street, and just watching the people.
I closed my eyes and visualized: “Tonight I want to meet some nice people.”

And only a couple of minutes later, I met probably two loudest guys at Kings Cross that night. They saw me sitting there, started shouting and came over to my table to have some fun, or try otherwise to make fun out of me. To pull my leg and laugh.. and stuff like that.
I like that attitude.
And what the fu*k?! The night wasn’t that amusing so far anyway.

They were both Melbourne guys, they said.

Seduce and conquer!

Half an hour later we were together in the bar where I started at Kings Cross. The female bouncer wasn’t there anymore (they had a shift meanwhile) and there was a tall, short haired blond guy standing at the door in stead.

He came after us at once and kicked out one of my Melbourne friends, because he was smuggling drinks inside. so I went out too, to seduce (and conquer ;-) the bouncer… It took me less then 2 minutes until he let my Melbourne friend in again. So I realized now how extremely easy it was to seduce a guy. Never done it before, so I figured, if I was a gay, I could get pretty much any guy I wanted. That’s how easy it is… especially for women. No effort needed. Which makes me think: women shouldn’t have so much sexual power at all.

It took me only: a touch (at his shoulder), a smile and a compliment. Even though the bouncer was really pissed off, the rest of what I said to him, wasn’t of any significant importance. It’s what you do. Not what you say.

So, I realized once more, that hanging a lot around women, does pay off. Really…

Once again we were sitting at smokers area with open windows and we were shouting after the girls with short skirts and good looking a$$es who were walking on the street in a front of us. Very primitive way, like: “Hey, get over here with that perfect a$$ of yours!”.. and stuff like that. Naturally, I knew that no normal girl would eventually come and have a fun with us when we did that. Not completely sure if the Melbourne dudes knew that too… but as I’ve never done that before, I just went with the flow in order to experience how it feels like. And here is how it feels: deliberating! Like being on a football stadium and watching a football game.. and shouting at the players.

I don’t like football (been on a big football stadium only a couple of times with friends because if’s social thing to do), neither I like shouting after the girls this way. But it was nice experience, just for once. :)

It was probably about 4 o’ clock in the morning when I left Melbourne dudes behind. As soon as I got on the street again, I was approached by a prostitute. She asked me to go to the ATM machine and that she would be waiting for me so we can go upstairs, just around the corner… and I said to her I was “too drunk” (I lied to her too a little), so it was not going to happen. One minute later down the road during my hunt for a cab, I got approached by another prostitute. The one I saw there a couple of times before, so she gave me a hug instantly, like I was her best friend. :)

She too then asked if I’d go and have some fun with her.. I said I would not. I offered her a drink in stead and she accepted. She was probably too tired not to.
I asked her if she’d just hold my hand for a while as my hands were cold. She was sweet, she did. So, we were just sitting there at 4 o’clock in the morning, having a drink together, her holding my hand - and we were not talking at all. There was no need to. We both knew who we were.

The bitter end

The bitter end, Placebo….. just look at his makeup. Super cool!

After about half an hour I eventually paid our drinks, gave her a kiss and left her behind. I also gave her some money because it was the money she needed and she’s been after.. I had nothing better to do, but she did. It was HER TIME I was stealing after all.

To a cab driver I’ve been generous too. Gave him almost the double of what his meter showed when he dropped me off at Waterloo… not necessarily to hang out a great guy that night, but because I felt lonely and it made me feel better. I know that trick. Generosity sword cuts on both sides, so everybody wins.

Yeah, see you at the bitter end.. babe!

Viking with a sword, whom I gave a couple of bruises too, but wouldn’t fight with him until the bitter end.. no way! ;-)

Photo by: Anne Rajala (www.modelmayhem.com/1004864), May 2009.
Model: Mika.
Location: Riihimäki, Finland.

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When I woke up today, I felt alright again.

While text messaging with Victoria later in the afternoon, I felt even better. She made a photoshoot deal with some commercials agency and she wanted me to be there. After she recommended me to them, they sent me an invitation the very same day.. so we were messaging the shoot details all day long. So far I understood, it’s gonna be a video commercial for F1 race in Singapore… and it’s gonna be our 3d shoot together. The shoot is on 11th of August.

The agency dudes offered to pay me less then I asked, but I accepted, as it didn’t matter to me anyway. What I didn’t tell them, is that I’d do Victoria’s makeup FOR FREE. So, they don’t need to know that. Really. Psssssst… our secret. ;-)