Entertainment

We all like entertainment, right?
Right!

Nice.

You’re in.
It’s on…

Picture this: you’re a woman and you met a guy, you know, he somehow appeared in the bar you used to visit every Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

You never saw him before.

Not that you adored him, or that he had kinda Brad Pitt look, but you thought: “oh well, I had a few vodka-tonics already, so I’ll pretend as he approached me.” Or: “he made me do it!” Or: “Well, I can always say ‘I was drunk that night’, so I’m not that kind of girl..”

You can’t even remember what day it exactly was - but nine months later.. bingo! A long waited baby!
After nine months walk, pregnant like a pelican, you’re finally happy.

And he never showed up in your bar again.

And your girlfriends then say: “Woooow, congratulations!” And: “See… you’ve got what you always wanted!” And they come with flowers and presents, you know baby stuff… and then they go like: “What a cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute baby!!!” So you get tears in your eyes… as your friends hold your baby in their arms. And they go on, and on.. like: “The eyes just like yours, the hair just like yours, the ears just like yours, the nose… Eughmmm.. the nose… right! … the nose.. wait.. Who is the father?”

And you: “Emm… I don’t know.”
Them again: “You don’t?!”
You: “Noppes!”
Them again: “Did you Google his name?”
You: “Well, yeah… but he’s well hidden, it appears he even has no a webpage, nor social networks profile, or anything like that.”
Them: “No phone number or even e-mailaddress?”
You: “No.”
Them: “Thus no maintenance either?”
You: “Eh… guess not. :-(”

Ladies… welcome to sperm wars.

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That’s entertainment!
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.. Got to go now, buy some make-up before the shops close.. it’s Saturday. Have a photoshoot with Mirjam tomorrow.. She insisted I shouldn’t miss the train. Thus the question remains: “to stappen or not to stappen tonight?”

Greetings,
WTA

Update: 2009/10/17 17:35PM
Just in case some of my fans want to know how Mirjam looks like.. here is the picture. That’s how she looks like.

I think this look of hers should cover the front page of Cosmopolitan ..at least. But hey, that’s what I think. Don’t forget to let me know what you think, because I’d like to know that.

Model Mirjam thus…

Model Mirjam (www.modelmayhem.com/798276), photo by Michael. (www.modelmayhem.com/528234).

People on my MM profile say she’s: “striking model with great expression!” (www.modelmayhem.com/pic.php?pid=10277368) and I believe they are telling the truth. Perhaps I should watch out a little. Like they say in the movie.. “I have only one heart to lose.” :)

… well, tomorrow it’s our first shoot together after my world travel, also my first shoot since I’m back in NL. Above of all, she’s also one of my favorite models, so I bought her a gift. She of course wants to know what it is. But I can’t write it here.. it’s secret! Maybe I can just tell that when she wears it, men will go nuts!

That’s the only thing I can tell. It should remain for the rest secret. :-/

On her turn she said: “I hope it’s not lingerie, my boyfriend doesn’t even buy it for me…” which I think is a shame. He should! Every man should! (Scandinavian women shouldn’t be the only lucky ones! :p)

Well, anyway, nice try Mirjam! No, it’s not lingerie.